The Rating System

Perfect in Every Way

A true masterpiece and an all-time great movie. These are the rare ones we all live for, and they come around maybe a few times every decade. If you see one, consider yourself lucky.

Shiny and Chrome

A great film. One of the best movies you will see in a given year.

Witness

It’s pretty good, or at least interesting enough that it’s worth a watch. Not always great by any means, but still deserving of attention.

It’s fine

A movie that’s tough to have an opinion on, either because the good equals the bad or because it’s just plain forgettable.

Mediocre

Not good. Pretty crappy, in fact. There may be some redeeming qualities, but it’s best to forget about these.

Trash

Absolute garbage. Movies with this rating will have you on your deathbed, regretting the time you spent watching them.